*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god.
lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching for our high school and…
is this attack on titan
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
please don’t stick a tree up your ass
IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS
Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?
I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them